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“ICU” 2:15 A.M. the front hall is silent with just the sound of beeping computer monitors and the occasional snores of patients sedated heavily on medications. The nights is slow and there is nothing you can do but to hang in there and try to fight the boredom that is creeping in. Suddenly, the familiar sound of the bell in Room 323 came alive! The sleepy nurses and aides on the midnight shift scrambled out of their seats. “I just want to use the bathroom”, she said when asked on the intercom. # 5/30/2005
The Ballad Of Oliver C. Rosis --------An Epitaph------- Here lies a man Who never loved his Liver For years he gulped beer like water One day he felt an ache in his tummy Prompting him to consult an old Doctor-Buddy He was then referred to UERMMMC And was diagnosed with Liver CA after a biopsy And so his life has turned topsy-turvy Especially when his wife left him for somebody He then went back to his old same way And drowned his sorrows everyday The day Oliver cannot contain it no longer The burden in his heart proved too heavy Than the pain in his beer belly He took a shot of his favorite SMB Before crashing head-on into a rushing BLTB. And thats the end of the tragic story Of the man who never took his wife and Liver seriously....
Foot Fever If you were me You will feel the
way I am feeling You will know what
it is to be in my shoes. If you were me You will know what
I am trying to tell you You will know how
it fells like I do. I am tired, battered
and calloused And it is all because
of you! I am weary from the
heavy weight that you put on me. Wont you please give
me a break? Before I smell up
like the dead Please give in to
my request Please, give me what
I need A really good Foot
Massage, that is! C101002
Chemical warfare
Throw the bomb before it explodes right into your own hands. In this age of broken bones and mangled hands, you explode firecrackers for fun! But I dont have the heart for such I am nothing but a fat coward. So, whenever I want to have some fun I have my gaseous fart to trust! Its the safest that you can get Without endangering any limb. Try it if you must And you can kick my butt If it doesnt worked out right. Ngehehe. |
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